One of the more unusual and objectively speaking stupid approaches I’ve done

So I was walking around tonight and saw this pretty blonde girl emerge from an alley, and something about her and the way she walked made me think: “I think I know what she just did in there.” As I passed the alley I checked: no guy. Her skirt was just slightly askew and I jogged up to say, “Did you just pee in there?”

She was mortified, not confused, and said, too quickly, “No!”

Normal girls would probably be confused. She wasn’t and that told me what I needed. I was like, “Come on, we’ve all been there. I know and you know. Now we’re part of a secret society.”

She softened and still denied it, but in that way girls deny shit that’s true.

I was like, “You must’ve had a wild night, but you’re not the kind of person who usually does this. What’ve you been up to?”

Like most girls she couldn’t answer or tell stories, so I launched into a story about taking ecstasy that involved a hot tub. She seemed interested and we had some back and forth. I tried to get her to have a drink with me. No go. I tried to get her number and she was visibly teetering between doing it and not and decided not. She claimed she had a boyfriend. Saying I didn’t care and the usual boyfriend-destroyer stuff didn’t sway her. Maybe she did and thought I was entertaining. Who knows. But I got more traction than I should have, considering how gross she’d behaved.

Asking a girl if she just peed in public is a stupid approach if you’re gunning for the highest probability shot, but when you’ve taken enough shots entertainment value goes up. She’s also going to become a story, about the girl who peed in the alley.

Author: The Red Quest

How can we live and be in society?

2 thoughts on “One of the more unusual and objectively speaking stupid approaches I’ve done”

  1. Game isn’t game if it’s not fun.

    Related example: I sometimes pitch a gym first date to a girl, just to mix it up. Get them out of the boring drinks thing. Yes, of course drinks are the best thing to fuck a girl on the first date. The gym isn’t going to be the highest-probability date pitch.

    But sometimes you just want to go to the gym.

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    1. Haha, yeah, I like inviting fatties to the gym. Almost no one does it but I like offering.

      I like emphasizing that the approach was fun and different but I know a lot of guys on the Internet will be like, “Oh, I’m going to go ask girls if they just peed,” when that is typically a bad idea. But every guy has his “This shouldn’t work but it worked!” fun moments.

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